Me and a friend are massive Harry Potter geeks, and spent the afteroon recently coming up with these:
Yo Momma's so fat, her Patronus is a cake.
Yo Momma's so fat, her Patronus is a cake.
Yo Momma's so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses.
Yo Momma's so fat, she ate Cornelius Fudge.
Yo Momma's so fat, she splinched herself and no one noticed.
Yo Momma's so fat, Hagrid hit on her.
Yo Momma's so fat, she thought Hagrid was a skinny bitch, and actually went out with Grawp.
Yo Momma's so fat, she has to turn her knickers into a Portkey to get out of a chair.
Yo Momma's so fat, her version of the Philosopher's Stone is the Philosopher's Scone.
Yo Momma's so fat, she got stuck in the Floo network.
Yo Momma's so fat,she went for a swim in the Great Lake and squashed all the Mermaids.
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Not being a Harry Potter follower, I didn't get all of these. But mostly they're still very funny. I think my favourite is 'Yo Momma's so fat, she has to turn her knickers into a Portkey to get out of a chair.' Who knew bullying at Hogwarts was so rife?
ReplyDeleteAlso, good to see an education not going to waste, Gillian.